This Can’t Be Life

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Kweli talks about meeting Jean Grae for the first time and the two MCs cross paths with comedian/writer David Cross while reminiscing in the park. Jean then hits the Blacksmith offices and terrorizes the staff in her very own special way.

I told you guys about Jean Grae a while back. Hope you’re familiar with her by now. She’s HILARIOUS. Remember if you don’t have her albums…GO GET HER ALBUMS!!!

My Soul

I live for Crunktastical so of course I follow Freshalina on twitter. I don’t know where my life would be without her. She posted this just now and I can’t stop laughing. I’ve never paused a video so many times, and I mean the PAUSEEEEE pause, not the “i’ll come back to it” pause. Sweet Jesus.

Some Highlights:
-“TANGY, STICKY, CHICKEN WING RECIPE.”
-“those creole seasonings.”
-“don’t be afraid to use it.”
-THE SOUND THE CHICKEN MAKES
-“cover it with the seasoning.”

Jesus wept, amen.

Lemme Take You Back

This is how finals pretty much went. It was like 2 or 3 in the morning and we were just looking for new ways to let out our energy drink high. We succeeded at that…but failed in studying. What else is new? Shout out to Deuce! You’s a star! LMAO!

Eff This

Apparently Los Angeles wasn’t aware that the Lakers won so we were all supposed to celebrate yesterday kuz here comes Mr.Quake to wake our asses up. Maybe it wasn’t an earthquake though, maybe it was the hopes and dreams of the Rockets tumbling down. Whatever it was, it got me thinking. If I could take three things with me during an earthquake, what would I take?

Let’s begin…


I’d take my wallet of course. I have my ID in there, my debit card, and my red cross card
I also have my Albertsons card so I can buy things when they’re on sale.


I’d take my pillow because if I’m homeless then I’d like to be comfortable at least. And I don’t want to spend money buying a pillow because I need my regular one.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST…

Because I have to tweet how shitty my life is…

Fight!

Okay so I was on facebook and decided to do this Five mess. It has a real name but I refuse to look for it. Anyways, it asked for the top five people I would want on my side in a bar fight.

Let’s break it down. For every person I chose I will show you why they should be on your side as well.


Jay

He’s not afraid to fuck around and get caught, as long as at the end of the day his message has been passed along to the right people.


Samuel L. Jackson

I need Jesus, he busts out quotes from the Bible when killing fools. In the end we both win.


Oprah

(“Recycle” -IB3)
She single handedly shut down KFC with those coupon deals. She’s too powerful to not keep her in your corner.


Meryl Streep

Just go to the :30 mark and be amazed. You know she punched someone in the face later that night.


Solange

OOOO OOOO!!!!!! People took this clip and just bashed her for being unprofessional and blah blah blah. I took this clip and watched it a billion and four times so I could see how to step my game up to get on her level.

And there you have it, the five people I would want on my side in a bar fight.

Lmao!

now i understand why people say i’m just like Chelsea.

J*DaVey

So, I was gonna just put the audio up, but then I figured I needed to have video of the performance because people need to SEE the amazingness that is J*DaVey. Briana Cartwright (performance name: Jack Davey) and producer Brook D’Leau make up this mind blowing duo. In reality when I first heard them I was like what the hell is this? But after a few listens I realized there was no better music to go insane to, so I kept it on my Zune. They have an album/two albums out, depending on how you look at it since it was released as a double disk, and I just can’t get tired of either one. The Beauty in Distortionand The Land of the Lost are great albums to have in your collection. If our economy wasn’t so shitty, I’d buy the album(s) and hand them out on some random street corner to people passing by. Now I’ll just stick my hand out LOOKING for a hand out. So anyways, watch the video below and form your own opinion. I personally think if Ellen is rooting for someone, then I should be rooting for them as well. But hey, you’re not me…

get up on your toes

i’m on a boat motha fucka!!!!! i find it completely amazing that tpain actually sang motha fucka. all this is just incredible. i have the cd by the way, it’s crazy and stays on repeat. i wonder what it would be like if you got really drunk and put this shit on blast. probably seizure like. hmmm. someone do it and tell me how it goes. i can’t do everything by myself damn it.