Archive for May, 2009

EDWARD!!!

Posted in misc, new with tags , , , , on May 19, 2009 by carmenivana

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NEW MOON POSTER! NOVEMBER IS TAKING FOREVER TO GET HERE!!!

I want to stab Jacob…but that’s not the main point. The main point is I’ve never been so damn excited about a movie. Edward you are too pretty for your own good, Bella needs to step away from Jacob ASAP. If she doesn’t, I will take him for myself.

Drake

Posted in new music with tags , , on May 19, 2009 by carmenivana

I kid I kid

I kid I kid


Since we all love Jimmy, whether it be because of his wheelchair or his rapping, I decided I’d post his mixtape. I downloaded it last night via Talib Kweli and I think it’s cool. So download if you want, see what he’s saying this time around.

Rumors have been circulating about his deal and who he will end up signing with but I honestly think he will end up on Roc Nation…that’s just me. I’ve been known to be wrong like…twice in my life. This could be number three.

DOWNLOAD THE MIXTAPE HERE

Grae Goose

Posted in fun, random with tags , , on May 18, 2009 by carmenivana

Vodpod videos no longer available.


Kweli talks about meeting Jean Grae for the first time and the two MCs cross paths with comedian/writer David Cross while reminiscing in the park. Jean then hits the Blacksmith offices and terrorizes the staff in her very own special way.

I told you guys about Jean Grae a while back. Hope you’re familiar with her by now. She’s HILARIOUS. Remember if you don’t have her albums…GO GET HER ALBUMS!!!

Classic: Bon Qui Qui

Posted in Uncategorized on May 18, 2009 by carmenivana

When Ivana moves to Houston, expect her to mirror this legend, but with a diamond grill.

My Soul

Posted in fun, random with tags , , , on May 18, 2009 by carmenivana


I live for Crunktastical so of course I follow Freshalina on twitter. I don’t know where my life would be without her. She posted this just now and I can’t stop laughing. I’ve never paused a video so many times, and I mean the PAUSEEEEE pause, not the “i’ll come back to it” pause. Sweet Jesus.

Some Highlights:
-“TANGY, STICKY, CHICKEN WING RECIPE.”
-“those creole seasonings.”
-“don’t be afraid to use it.”
-THE SOUND THE CHICKEN MAKES
-“cover it with the seasoning.”

Jesus wept, amen.

Lemme Take You Back

Posted in fun, random with tags , , on May 18, 2009 by carmenivana


This is how finals pretty much went. It was like 2 or 3 in the morning and we were just looking for new ways to let out our energy drink high. We succeeded at that…but failed in studying. What else is new? Shout out to Deuce! You’s a star! LMAO!

Charice

Posted in new music with tags , , on May 18, 2009 by carmenivana


I saw her today on Oprah and wow. Just watch and be amazed.

Eff This

Posted in fun, random with tags , on May 18, 2009 by carmenivana

Apparently Los Angeles wasn’t aware that the Lakers won so we were all supposed to celebrate yesterday kuz here comes Mr.Quake to wake our asses up. Maybe it wasn’t an earthquake though, maybe it was the hopes and dreams of the Rockets tumbling down. Whatever it was, it got me thinking. If I could take three things with me during an earthquake, what would I take?

Let’s begin…


I’d take my wallet of course. I have my ID in there, my debit card, and my red cross card
I also have my Albertsons card so I can buy things when they’re on sale.


I’d take my pillow because if I’m homeless then I’d like to be comfortable at least. And I don’t want to spend money buying a pillow because I need my regular one.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST…

Because I have to tweet how shitty my life is…

Did you hear?

Posted in random with tags , , on May 11, 2009 by carmenivana

ooooooo
STRAIGHT BALLING!!!!

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Fight!

Posted in fun, random with tags , , , , on May 11, 2009 by carmenivana

Okay so I was on facebook and decided to do this Five mess. It has a real name but I refuse to look for it. Anyways, it asked for the top five people I would want on my side in a bar fight.
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Let’s break it down. For every person I chose I will show you why they should be on your side as well.


Jay

He’s not afraid to fuck around and get caught, as long as at the end of the day his message has been passed along to the right people.


Samuel L. Jackson

I need Jesus, he busts out quotes from the Bible when killing fools. In the end we both win.


Oprah
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(“Recycle” -IB3)
She single handedly shut down KFC with those coupon deals. She’s too powerful to not keep her in your corner.


Meryl Streep

Just go to the :30 mark and be amazed. You know she punched someone in the face later that night.


Solange

OOOO OOOO!!!!!! People took this clip and just bashed her for being unprofessional and blah blah blah. I took this clip and watched it a billion and four times so I could see how to step my game up to get on her level.



And there you have it, the five people I would want on my side in a bar fight.